one might say we're banned from that church
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
