i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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