Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
is it fun? or sober?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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