i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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