I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i out mim tonsoeep
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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