Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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