i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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