i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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