Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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