so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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