I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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