My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Farmville is her only friend.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
