I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He better not be in your backpack
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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