If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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