Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
