I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Success! We fucked roommates!
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