margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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