Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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