you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
