I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So much rum. So many feels.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
