I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Duck Duck Cougar?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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