Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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