i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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