This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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