Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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