I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
