we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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