Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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