i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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