how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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