My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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