Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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