yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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