Midget sex pt 2 tonight
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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