I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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