living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All the doctor said was why
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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