We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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