Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
