I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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