So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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