It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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