Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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