Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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