She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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