So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
