I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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