It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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