Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
