She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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