fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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