Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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